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This week we explore the fascination with “Call Me Maybe“, find out how to become an “American Idol“, and ask the eternal question…are you a douche if you go to douchey bars? All this week on “Metro And Gordon Do The Internet”.

In the meantime, here’s a dog wearing a top hat.