Forget The Rapture, The Kardashian Marriage Is Over
Yesterday was a sad day for the internet, the world, and…love. Kim Kardashian ended her marriage with Kris Humphries.
Let’s get a few things out of the way. First, contrary to my initial belief, Kris is not the son of former San Deigo Chargers Quarterback Stan Humphries. Second, I thought for sure that Lamar Odom and Godzilla would be the first to split. And third, what a sad day for sham TV marriages.
A few people got together via Craigslist yesterday to mourn the death of true love at DASH in New York. Most interestingly, the post-it note thing only took about a month and a half to be cliché. Kudos on that.
Enjoy some pictures and pour a little liquor out for these two crazy kids that got lost in love.