Dear Friends. I have been away for quite some time. You may call it “falling off the grid”. Distracted by vacations, a steady round-the-clock diet of breakfast cereal, and a dog by the name of Palmetto.

So when I returned from my self-imposed social hibernation today you can imagine I had a lot to of things on my mind. Natural disasters, the impending doom of a beloved radio station, and everything in between. But then I saw the new Dancing With The Stars announcement and became filled with curiosity and confusion that is only matched by my viewing of Lady Gaga’s VMA Vinnie from Doogie Howser character. So….here’s that instead.

Discussing “Dancing With The Stars”