The “ugly sweater” concept has been around for a few years now, so much so that there’s an “Ugly Sweater Super Store” on my street.

What’s an ironic moustached fella to do now that every common folk has shiny sequenced snowflakes affixed to their holiday garb in tacky fashion?

How about some “Holiday Sweatz“? It’s the American Apparel of Christmas…described lovingly here by Rhett And Link.