Mark it down, this is the week “The Biebs” became a man. Sure, in earlier days dropping a Christmas album would dominate the headlines for young Justin. But that was before he started allegedly slinging seed and spitting hot fire.
First things first. This is the woman who claims to be carrying a baby Bieber. Her name is Mariah Yeater and judging from the picture, she is the missing link between us and E.T.. Look at that finger! Wow! A baby with that finger and Bieber’s charm could take over the world. Live in fear.
Meanwhile, Justin isn’t letting this bring him down. Watch him brush the dirt off his shoulder in this freestyle performance for proof.