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Caught In The Web: ScarlettJohanssoning

Hopefully by now you have seen the infamous Scarlett Johansson naked photo shoot. I’m not going to post them here because I fear that might lead to shut down. Really a boob is not worth the sacrifice. Google it.

But some pictures I CAN get behind is this latest trend of “ScarlettJohanssoning“. This is the recreation of her picture in a sometimes sexy and often hilarious fashion. It’s the new plank-batmanning-razor-blah-blah-blah.

One kind soul has been nice enough to create a site and compile them all. Check it out HERE. I’ve linked to the non-human section because this is a PG operation, and honestly Donald Duck is always funnier than naked women. Not cooler, just funnier. Feel free to click around for the naked women. Enjoy.

Did They Cancel Your Show?

Tell the realtor to stop his search in Canada. The most important cancellation of the day is Donald Trump‘s run for President. That gust of wind this afternoon was the collective sigh of relieve from America. Burn!

Unfortunately for some of you that is the silver lining on the dark day for some of your favorite shows. Some you had to see coming. The Paul Reiser Show was really a poor man’s version of The Larry David Show, which even though it’s great, is a poor man’s version of Seinfeld. It’s like that thing where you tape over a tape so many times that all the quality is lost.

Others seemed doomed from the start. S@#! My Dad Says can’t even say the real name of the show on TV. Who would have guessed that a Twitter feed wouldn’t pan out for a full series? I guess this makes the future bleak for my @ChaseUtleysDog pilot in development.

And finally there is Friday Night Lights, which feels like it has been cancelled 17 times now. Coming soon to VS. or Spike or another network soon I’m sure.

So when the dust settled did your show get cut. Ahh…find out here in one easy to use list provided by the fine folks at TV Squad.

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Tasered 2: Taze Of Glory…Pirates Fan Gets Tasered

Ahhhh, America’s newest past time…getting stupid at a baseball game and getting the business end of a Taser. Much like in Philadelphia last season, this year another fan has been tasered in Pittsburgh. If you were a Pirates fan you would probably drink to excess as well. But you, like I, would probably have the good sense not to take a swing at somebody as you were being escorted out. You also would probably have the good sense to fall down and give up, but this gentlemen has neither. He does have the looks of Bam Bam Bigelow though, and the wardrobe and cheering section of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

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